Jumbo Joe, consider this a formal challenge

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Note: No offense meant to anybody. Except, maybe Joe.

Joe Thornton has gotten away with his smack talking for long enough. It's time to re-open this can of worms. I don't care that it's a new game, I'll smack you up and down the street just as hard as before, Joe. You sure talked a big game, but the only walking you did was in the other direction with a severe limp. Jumbo Joe? More like Miniature Joe. I waited long enough for you to follow through on your challenge to me. I'm challenging YOU.

To revisit the archives:

Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

Hello everyone,

As all of you know, I'm undefeated in Ranked 1vs1 games (31-0-0).

In the same way that if I go to an elementary school and start punching kids, I'm technically "undefeated" in fights. Let me know when you play games that MATTER.

I grow tired of finding no competition out there in the EA matchmaking

So you proceeded to find no competition in XBS. It's pretty easy not to find competition when you aren't looking, bud.

so I have a proposition to make to my fellow XBS members. I will be putting it all on the line, taking challenges from anyone on this site as long as it stays clean. and as long as it's not against letters.(This is all for fun)

Rules:
- XBSHL rules (this means NO lame wraps)
- Ranked Versus format
- 1 game knockout
- NHL teams only
- No games against people who can beat me.


I will embarrass you all by posting the results of each game. The loser must insert ''JUMBO Joe had me take it like a good girl'' in their signature for a month (nice big bold letters)

Please sign up if this interests you! Unless you're good at this game. Then please, please, never post.

Mr. T
Dusty
Tougie - Dodged
GetLowBanks
Desired - Dodged
Muscley - Dodged
Letters - Dodged
OMARK
MACNORTH
Chew
NYR
Cowboy
Amonte
Bodge
Whiskey
Berks
...yawn.

Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

Hmmm, I didn't realize we had some elite players on the site otherwise I wouldn't have made this thread!

Some of the truest words you have ever spoken.

Letters, I've heard you're pretty good, but you're not perfect like I am...

Your ability to talk like a hot shot while running like a little girl is indeed perfect. Your ability to follow through on your talk though is nonexistent. It's ok if you're scared, Joe. Many people are.

Originally Posted by muscleyarms83

I'm calling it right now. 2-0 Muscley.

Rule of thumb: If you're confident enough to call the shot, Jumblow Joe isn't confident enough to play you.

Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

Whiskey please...men are talking.

I'm taking away your man card until you follow up on your challenge and play me like a man would. Don't let your mouth cash checks your butt can't cash.

Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

I'm not ducking anyone...I have played EVERYONE but Letters so far

And muscley..and Tougie...and Fenix...etc, etc.

Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

Letters you have like 30 losses maan. You need to rethink everything. lol You basicly lose once every 4 games :s I think Berks has a better win ratio than yours for god sakes. Ugh.

Translation: Oh god, please don't make me play you.


Come on, big guy. All those tough words and you still run away quicker than Usain Bolt?

Let's go to a list of people who HAVE been willing to take on a challenge:
Pyorala
Blaklash
Snowman
Tougie
Well, just about anybody.

It's time to end this, bud. Come at me if you got the stones, I'll be waiting.

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[Zaunbie]

Lol he is all talk, I beat him like a month ago 1V1

[muscleyarms83]

Particularly after what happened after the last time I called the shot with Joe. 5 goals before the 2nd was done? Thanks

[xJoeThornton19x]

What are you all talking about? Muscley I never even played you. Letters it's just a video game. I don't lose in versus... 65-3 or something so take a hike Mike.

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Originally Posted by xJoeThornton19x

What are you all talking about? Muscley I never even played you. Letters it's just a video game.

Not what you were saying a few months ago:

The Room: "Chicken" - YouTube

[xJoeThornton19x]

You're level is probably way too low. I wouldn't even get points.

[xJoeThornton19x]

Pop it in now if you want to play, I don't even care anymore lol I've already been beaten this year. I have a flood warning for tonight so we'll have to be quick man

[xJoeThornton19x]

You're too cute Letters. I know you're heading into practice games before you accept the challenge which is sad. Just play me now, I won't have time later