View Full Version : Apple does it again

Phoenix 2.0
Mar. 29th, '11, 6:42 am
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts—and not listening to them.

Mar. 29th, '11, 8:27 am
Great, but those shitty plastic iNips have terrible sound quality I understand.

Mar. 29th, '11, 8:48 am
April Fools isn't until Friday Phoenix.

Phoenix 2.0
Mar. 29th, '11, 8:52 am
I am from the future.

Mar. 29th, '11, 10:29 am
Phoenix = Phun

Mar. 29th, '11, 11:06 am
You can get the iBox which adds a subwoofer :cool:

Phoenix 2.0
Mar. 29th, '11, 11:36 am
lol! good stuff